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glory hole slut – m4w (ontario vid and news) 22yr
looking for slut to take to ontario vid and news. want to go in booth with her and watch her suck off or fuck multiple guys. if theres any lovely ladies out there that might be interested in this. gimme a shout
Looking for a date or 2 (Rochester) 52yr
I’ve just ended a LTR (6+ years) and am looking to start slowly in the dating game. I’m fully employed, own my own home and enjoy all the usual stuff. I’m looking for someone to date, enjoy being with, but not looking for an immediate commitment right away. If you are interested in fun with a friend…you know what to do. You should have a good head on your shoulders, have read a newspaper recently, and be able to complete a full sentence both written and orally. I know…high standards, but I’m not going to be happy dating a dummy. (If your problem as a lady has been that you intimidate men with your intelligence…I’m your guy. 
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6 men to meet with Wife and Myself at hotel – mw4m (steuben) 48yr
HERE ARE THE RULES She does not swallow, But you can cum on her She doent do anal so dont ask !!!!! NO BI MEN AT ALL I am looking to find a group of 6 men to meet us at a hotel so my wife an blow and get fucked by all 6 of you all 2 at a time I am trying to turn her into my lil slut wife !!!! This will be the 1st attempt for her so please be patient with her We are both D&D FREE, Clean & respectable & expect the same from all of you !! She is not the Barbie Type She is 4′ 11″ and about 150 pds She will blow 1 while the other fucks her and the rest of us watch After the 1st 2 men have both cum they get off bed so the next 2 men can join her After the 2nd 2 men have both cum they get off bed so the last 2 men can join her Once everyone had their 1st turn we star all over again, So each of you get a blow job from her & each of you have fucked her & have all cum twice The ONLY ONE’S seeing her pictures will be the 6 men choosen to meet with us !!! If your truely interested please include your location, stats with a picture of your package This will likely happen in 2 – 3 weeks giving us time to pick the 6 men & make all the arrangements If your a picture collector go else where Please put ” lil slut wife ” in the subject line This is a real ad This just came over the news today, US court grants asylum to Obama’s African aunt
you know you’re from Rochester when…
“You Know Your From Rochester When” 1. “Waking up with the Wease” doesn’t mean that you have a respiratory infection. 2. The thought of eating a “garbage plate” makes your mouth water 3. The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow. 4. The worst four-letter word you could say is “Fuji”. 5. You can’t swim at the beach. 6. You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway. 7. Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there. 8. The name “Greater Rochester International Airport” is bigger than the airport itself. 9. There’s an 800 number to report a pothole in the road. 10. You know that a “Can of Worms” is not something that you take fishing. 11. Your baby’s first word is “Wegmans”. 12. You ask lifetime residents where the George Eastman House is, but they don’t know either. 13. In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it. 14. It can be 70 degrees one day, below freezing the next, and you think nothing of it. 15. Your mother is buying outfits to wear to Wegmans. 16. Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude an Abbott’s custard. 17. You order a white hot and a pop, and the counterman knows what you’re talking about. 18. You can travel from Egypt to Greece in about a half-hour by car. 19. D&C is a newspaper, not a medical procedure. 20. You know who Vinnie and Angelo are. 21. You can go to any mall on a Saturday and see at least 5 people you either work with, went to school with or dated. 22. Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction. 23. You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it’s 6:00, but you have no idea whether it’s AM or PM. 24. When 12+ inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work. 25. You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to “see the sights” 26. A flagpole strung with white lights seems like an acceptable alternative to a municipal Christmas tree. 27. In winter if the temperature hits 45 degrees and the sun comes out, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets. 28. There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do. 29. Wegmans is somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment. 30. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh. 31. You define summer as three months of bad sledding. 32. You think that people from Pennsylvania have an accent. 33. Halloween is snowed out with great regularity. 34. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week. 35. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny and a bucket of Buffalo wings. 36. You believe that “down south” means Maryland. 37. You can compare Nick Tahoe’s garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants. 38. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Rochester, NY.
Wegmans Mt Read 3/30/10. – m4w (greece)
To the beautiful woman I saw in Wegmans. I checked you out by the magazines, then I was at the customer service area playing the lottery. You were at the checkout. I grabbed a newspaper and walked back to the service desk. We both said hi to each other. I was dressed in a black coat, you were in jeans. I think you drove off in a gold Audi. I know this is a long shot but I had to take a chance. I wish I would have talked to you when you were at the magazines. Write me if you see this and if your interested. Thanks